How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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