should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I know her cup size but not her name....
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