what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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