Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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