This beer is not sobering me up at all
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
