Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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