I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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