making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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