What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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