our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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