Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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