I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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