is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
well you can't waste a boner
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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