The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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