yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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