I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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