I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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