last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
