Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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