I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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