party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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