What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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