I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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should my penis look like a turkey
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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