Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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