Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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