I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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