I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
And then he peed in my hair
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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