Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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