dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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