I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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