Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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