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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i think i left my bra at your place

(1-901): View more from Tennessee

It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out

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(305): View more from Florida

Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

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(954): View more from Florida

When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker

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