I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You're like the curious george of whores
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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