Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
