I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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