1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize