My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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