I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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