There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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