If i come over, it means nothing
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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