I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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