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Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
tell me about the fingering
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