Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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