piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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