What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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