we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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