bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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