Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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