Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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