Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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