I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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