I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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