I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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