sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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