That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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