Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize